老掉

Yesterday, took a tupperware of vege from da fridge and scooped a portion out to heat it up in da microwave. After tat put da Tupperware back into the fridge. Then set a minute for the microwave. When I walked back to da kitchen, I saw da Tupperware again. I thought that’s the one tat I should PUT BACK into da fridge. Then I “YERRRR” myself for being so forgetful n put it back into da fridge.

Soon, the vege is done in da microwave, I thought “hmm… 1 min isn’t enough.” Thus, I set another one minute n went back to my washings. Okay, now the vege is ready. WAH, know wat, when I opened da microwave’s ‘door’, there’s NOTHING inside!!!!!!! I was like “wah! Disappeared!!?!?!?!?!?..” I mind was totally blank, no kidding manz. After I so called ‘calmed down’, I opened da fridge…and there’re TWO tupperwares of vege inside. -___________-

Fuuah, DING twice oso DING nothing. I thought the vege 人间蒸发. I think I’m gradually getting older within these 4 months. My rapid-drying brain juice was unable to transfer da msg to my whole body. Or I should say my body is a brainless flesh... haha. Now me 名正言顺 the LOU fuu. >.< See wat Afoi said..even worse. haha.

c a n t o --·!: i DING nothing in da microwave
c a n t o --·!: afoi
c a n t o --·!: i siao liao
c a n t o --·!: DING twice summore
[ a f o i ] : hahAHAhaa
c a n t o --·!: sometimes i peel da apple, after finished, i throw da knife into da dustbin
c a n t o --·!: and keep da skin -__-
[ a f o i ] : HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
c a n t o --·!: haha, PLS vote for LOU Fuu
[ a f o i ] : very LOI u
[ a f o i ] : LOI LOU FUU
c a n t o --·!: wah like one of those DAI LOU's name

Suan le ba, I need some exercises and outings. Been doin nothing for 4 months. Hahhaha. So cham manz. Now come to another老掉story. My dad. This uncle is so ridiculous.


Dad : hey, 你有没有朋友学 violin 的？
Me : err…没有啰。做么？
Dad : 没有嘛，我想叫人家帮我调一下我的violin.
Me : …
Dad : 我以前有学一点的… neh, 你知道啦，violin 有四条弦，但是我忘记是什么了.
Me : 我也有学一点的~~… 第一条好像是 G…
Dad : (doubtfully…) 你知道meh？？？
Me : 不是啦，以前学钢琴要知道这些的.
Dad : 学钢琴也学 mai 小提琴？
Me : 不是不是， 是学 theory.
Dad : Oklar, 那你帮我找找看那些 key.
Me : Oh…

Wah, he wants to learn violin. -__- Pls laaa…he always hangat hangat tahi ayam one. My house has guitar and violin becuz of him. Never seen him play oso. Summore played photography. And now not even take a look at his old manual camera. Cheh. Nvm oso. Before this violin story, he wanted to buy a 古筝 oso.


Me : Paaaa~~ 我想换掉我的钢琴…
Dad : 做么？
Me : 很麻烦啦，这架时常都要 tune. 而且又很旧了，卖给人也未必有人要啦…
Dad : 好啦，我买给你…
Me : 不要不要，我要自己买。我要买电子的.
Dad : 电子的好咩？我也想买架古筝来玩玩…
Me : 古筝!?!?!
Dad : 是啦，得空时玩一下乐器也好. 你买钢琴我也可以拿来玩…
Me : 不可以买古筝~~~ 不要!
Dad : 做么leh?
Me : 你买来做么？你都没有玩的。买来又ngah 位。 不要不要！
Dad : 什么~~~ 我会学的。。 哪里会ngah 位， 打直放不是可以咯!
Me : 酱你的guitar leh... violin lehh…谁要玩??
Dad : 那个…. 以前有玩一下嘛…. 放在那边啦…. Aiseh…
Me : 总之我不给你买古筝….
Dad : 我有钱 ah… 我自己买…
Me : 酱你就赢了咯….
Dad : 当然~~ 不是你估(in mandarin oso)...
Me : (dun feel like continuing da talking) … anah anah… >__> (then walked away)


However, I think violin is better than 古筝, since古筝 is much bigger. Pls, save the spaces for other things. Mayb one day I can duet with him. BUT tat’s an Ali Baba’s story. Ahmmm…… Btw, it’s not 电子琴, it’s 数码琴. Hahaa. Apa sai oso can b digitized.. Hmm… Feel like buying da Yamaha’s Clavinova. So nice ler da color. Summore can save apa sai I played and then upload to pc. I not sure if this model here could do tat. muahahhahaaa. Who cares? Lousy min, pls win lottery. I will pray tat u win oso. Hahahahha. Then u can sponsor my clavinova. Pls win da Super 7 Lotto.. Hahahaha.. praying hard manz…